Top 10 Things I Never Thought I'd Say

10- I want a Tony Bennett CD
9- Oh yes, you can wear that tie. Paisley is back.
8- Did that dog just goose me?
7- "Danke Schoen" is sung by a GUY?
6- I want that beaded lamp shade.
5- Atticus, don't be boring. Play!
4- (To the guy at the Pottery Barn sales counter) Does that shag rug come in harvest gold?
3- Dad, I think you need to take more pictures. You missed a good angle.
2- Na, he's too tall.
1- Maybe orange and green appliances in the kitchen would look cool.