Another BAD Haircut

I didn't think it was possible to get so many bad haircuts in a row, but I'm living proof that it can, and sometimes does happen. Here are two pictures where the true awfulness of the "do" show through.

My most recent cut is sadly even shorter and uglier then what you see here. As the lady finished cutting my hair, she said, "Well, it's a bit shorter than what you want, but it will be the perfect length in about a month." Are you kidding me? This sad truth has left me in a position where I despise walking past mirrors and I cringe everytime I head out in public. As a result, I am saying goodbye to short hair. If you see me walking around with a wig, please don't make fun, or I may just punch you in the jaw.

Green Hair

This evening I spent several hours swimming in a freinds pool. When I returned home, I found my hair had turned a color that would make the Jolly Green Giant quite jealous. I pulled out the trusty Paul Mitchel 3, which is formulated to remove chemical deposits. After washing, and washing, and more washing, I found that the green was not going to leave. I admit that I was crying at this moment. Quite worried that I would forever have to hide my hideous hair, I turned to the internet for some suggestions. There are quite a few websites that give some good treatments, but here is what I tried.
Tons of Ketchup, the real stuff. I applied this to my hair and let it sit for 40 minutes. After rinsing, every oune of green had gone back to live in Peter Pan's tights.
Oh happy day.