Pick your new car

The 2003 Frankfurt
Motor Show has a dazzling selection of cars to expect in the near future. Some are amazingly hot, like the Ferrari 575M Maranello and Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet, and some are gag worthy, like the Mitsubishi 'i' Concept, Toyota CS&S Concept and Peugeot 4002 Concept.
Being a practical gal, I'll be getting the Maserati Spyder Vintage.

Opposite Sex Confusion

This evening I received a frantic call from my good friend Edmond. He received a thank you note from a gal he's been dating recently. With the exception of one word, the letter gives the impression that the girl really enjoys being with him, and appreciates having him around. The one dreadful word used is "Friendship". Yes my friends... that horrible word was used in what could possibly have been a love letter. Why do we do this? We all have our reasons, but let's face it, reading minds is something we all stink at. Friendship is such a nasty word when the word "love" could be used in its place. I don't know what sort of advice to give Eddie, so I turn to you. What should he do?

Life Lessons

Watching other people and their lives can sometimes be the best sort of lesson to learn. Don't copy your neighbor.

Festival of the Lion King

Disney Worlds Animal Kingdom has produced a show that has dazzled people of all ages. I first saw The Festival of The Lion King Nov 1999. Since then, It's been my dream to run away to Orlando and perform in the show as a monkey, a fire dancer or a zebra. Here are some additional pictures of the show. The monkeys do some amaizing acrobatic work while the kingdom of animals dances around the audience. If you want to see a colorful show that will dance in your mind for years, see this one.

It was a good day until I got home

I got home this evening only to find that the cat smeared stuff in the bathroom, then urinated on my foot (accidently) while I was cleaning up the mess. To make matters worse, I found that my roommates friend had flooded the washing machine and the house was filled with a mysterious smoke that came from the dryer.

Tell me my friends. Is this the sort of thing one can expect when you have kids?

My one desire is to lock all my doors and pop in the movie Pretty In Pink. Anyone want a cat?

Halloween Wigs

Halloween is quickly coming upon us and for all those who want to dress as Legolas from LOTR, this guy will show you how to make the wig. It's cost efficient and somewhat time consuming.

One thing is certain. The girls will swoon.

All to impress you babe

I've always wondered what sort of people write computer worms and viruses. According to this article many of these computer junkies are just out to impress a girl or their friends.

As Dale Carnegie puts it: "When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity."

Top 10 Things I Never Thought I'd Say

10- I want a Tony Bennett CD
9- Oh yes, you can wear that tie. Paisley is back.
8- Did that dog just goose me?
7- "Danke Schoen" is sung by a GUY?
6- I want that beaded lamp shade.
5- Atticus, don't be boring. Play!
4- (To the guy at the Pottery Barn sales counter) Does that shag rug come in harvest gold?
3- Dad, I think you need to take more pictures. You missed a good angle.
2- Na, he's too tall.
1- Maybe orange and green appliances in the kitchen would look cool.